I would be blogging more, but there's really nothing interesting happening to me. And I'm too hot, bored and apathetic to go out and be something interesting happening to other people.

I've got a jar of Nutella and a spoon. Is that interesting?

I also have a Glo-bug. Remember them? You stick 'em near a light and then after you turn it off, they glow in the dark. My Grandpa called him Spook.

I told you, there's nothing interesting happening to me.