The virus definitions finally downloaded. Only took eight tries. Woo. See, if virus programs were half as easy to get, install and run as the viruses (virii?) themselves, I wouldn't be sitting here randomly trying to make this an interesting post so I could justify all the time online.

There's a poster of Matthew Perry on the wall behind the computer which I put up in a fit of schoolgirl lust and still haven't taken down. I'm going to leave him there, grinning like a chimpanzee, for the sheer random value.