I jumpeth bandwagons. Sproing! (Translation: Here's my Friday Five.)

1. What's the most romantic thing you've ever done for someone else? Arranged a night at the most decadent, gorgeous, first-class hotel in Canberra, and dinner beforehand.

2. What are your erogenous zones? Is it cliche to suggest the mind? I'm mostly choosing not to answer this for various reasons. But I will state that I'm a big fan of skin-on-skin in general, and over my back in particular.

3. How old were you the first time you had sex? Care to expound? Um... virgin. Yes, 21 and virgin. Yes, long-term boyfriend who I love dearly and virgin. I will not expound; this is my business. But I'm certainly not ashamed or bothered about it.

4. What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex? Given my response to question 3, I believe I may safely skip this one.

5. Do you have plans for Valentine's Day or is it just another Thursday? Well, that really depends on where the Male is. If he makes it up to Canberra, it's a great excuse for a wonderful dinner and other fun things. In general, it's just another Thursday. I am the most unromantic girl in the world, possibly. I don't even remember our anniversary. Mind you, I have an excuse now, since there's three of them. And after three years, the Male has given up remembering them too, since whenever he did, I'd just blink and go: "Oh, really? Cool."

That said, I think having a day purely for remembering romance encourages you to forget it for the rest of the year. Stupid. Have romance all year and fuck Hallmark.