J^e: Did you just get invaded by a rubber band ball?
Me: Yes.
J^e: Have you surrended yet?
Me: No. I evicted it by the sheer force of my ignore.
J^e: Wow.
J^e: Japan should have tried that.
Me: They should have.
Me: Nuke? What nuke?
J^e: I didn't see a nuke, did you?
Me: Nope, no nukes here.