Situation, frame 1: Have sudden urgent need to write Scott smut.

Situation, frame 2: Have no idea how to go about writing smut, as have never really done it before. All fic ideas are currently huge and/or stalled.

Situation, frame 3: Begging for help from anyone who happens to be reading. IM me, email me, fly a paper aeroplane through my window (although that would be a little scary).