I've thought of a good way to solve all Australia's problems regarding refugees. Obviously, the answer is some sort of exchange. That way, our resources aren't stretched, and everyone's happy. So, what happens is, for every refugee we accept, we send one whinging, protesting, annoying university student politician back to the country the refugee is fleeing. After all, they're the biggest drain on the country's resources anyway, and this way, they'll really have something to feel persecuted about.

Personally, I think there aren't any problems with refugees. It's just an issue that's been drummed up by the politicians so they have something to grandstand about, and the student politicians have - as usual - leapt forward with visceral glee to take on their role.