Note to self: I think I might actually be happier when I don't know what I did on that drunken bar night. (I guess it's true: sometimes ignorance is bliss.)

Meanwhile, Dee's lessons for life #7: How to cause massive damage in Twister (or: How I got this huge bruise on the back of my hand):

1. Make sure the number of players is four or more.
2. Left foot blue.
3. Right foot green.
4. Right hand red.
5. Sit back and watch the carnage.