Selected highlights from my online palm reading:

You are intelligent and practical, very likely to have a good memory...
Don't mind if I do. Practicality is my most prized trait, and I got through high school on my memory alone.

You are naturally charming and inclined to be flirtatious.
I deny everything.

You have a basically strong constitution, and should enjoy good health most of the time.
Hell yes. No one who eats like I do should be as healthy as I am.

You were probably given a good start in life by your parents.
Amen. I was given a fantastic start in life by my parents. They made me everything I am today, and I am thoroughly grateful for it.