Just received in an email from the Male. Apparently, this is part of an actual contract:

10.4 - End of the World. Upon the occurrence of the end of the world before full payment and performance of the Notes and Drafts, the Notes and Drafts, at the option of the Required Banks, will become immediately due and payable in full and may be enforced against the Company by any available terrestrial, extra terrestrial or spiritual procedure. For remedial purposes and for purposes of determining the relative equities of the parties, the Company, by virtue of its attorneys, will be deemed to be aligned with the forces of light, and the Banks and their attorneys will be deemed to be aligned with the forces of darkness, regardless of actual ultimate terrestrial, extra terrestrial or spiritual destinations of the Company or the banks or any of their particular officers (including the Treasurer and the Vice President-Finance).

(I swear, weird shit happens every day. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it (2 points).)