"What's your thesis about?"

"Strategic theory."
"You want to be a bit more specific?"

"Do you really want me to explain in more detail?"
"Yes."

"Do you know who Clausewitz was?"
"Uh, no."

"Do you know anything about game theory as applied to nuclear war?"
"Wait... oh, no."

"What about the strategic and logistic equation of organisation versus friction?"
"No."

"Still want me to explain this?"
"Come to think of it, no."

(Yeah, I'm a bitch today.)