Sure, why not? I mean, it's Tuesday, but why should that get in the way of me posting a Friday Five?

1. What's your favorite piece of clothing that you currently own?

At the moment, I think my 23 shirt. A) Fnord. B) It's big and comfy. I used to have a lot of big, comfy clothes - everything used to be mens and a size too big - and I'd forgotten how cozy it was. I also, however, love my long, full black skirt. Which comes as no surprise to anyone who knows me, I'm sure. (Plus, do shoes count? Loki and Bartleby, the mfing cool boots. Yes.)

2. What piece of clothing do you most want to acquire?

A corset. No contest.

3. What piece of clothing can you not bring yourself to get rid of? Why?

Hmm. Well, for starters, I'm a squirreller. I never throw anything away if I can help it. With that in mind... in particular, I can't bring myself to throw my old jeans. Even though there's a sodding huge rip right in the posterior, I just love them too much. I can't wear them, because of aforementioned rip, but I just look at them, and remember how comfortable they were, and... yeah.

4. What piece of clothing do you look your best in?

Go on, feed my vanity. My long skirts, I think, make me look all long and slender and elegant.

5. What has been your biggest fashion accident?

Fashion accident? I don't know. I flatter myself I don't have them. That said, I guess the Really Little Red Dress wasn't the best fashion purpose. It's simply too flashy and showy (we're talking skin-tight crushed velvet not much longer than my underwear) to wear for any serious purposes, which means I've only worn it about twice in my life. Which is sad.