Things I would like to have on a T-shirt:

• You could do so much better.
  
• Join my cult! (Thanks, Rysie for both of those.)
  
• You don't know me. (Control Corps witness protection program.)
  
• Satan wants me for a sunbeam.
  
• No.
  
• I don't do cute. (This one is readily available. I want to add to the back: "But I do everything else.")
  
• I hate democracy, and I vote.

Things I already have on a T-shirt:

• Spank me.
  
• Wench (with Evil on the back and all!)
  
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