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Pub Golf
Rules:

• The course will consist of 9 holes, each being represented by a different drinking establishment.
  
• Each hole has a pre-designated par.
  
• Each player will be teamed up with another player.
  
• Your partner will mark off each drink on the scorecard on the front of your shirt.
  
• Each player will be given a score at the end of each hole based on the scoring system.

Scoring system:

• 1 point per drink is taken from the par at that hole. ie: 3 drinks at a par 3 establishment gives a score of 0 (or par) for that hole (and that is a Good Thing).
  
• 4 drinks at a par 3 gives a birdie for that hole (-1)
  
• 2 drinks at a par 3 gives a bogie (+1)
  
• The best score for any hole is an albatross (-3) and any additional drinks don't count.

Additional rules:

• Throwing up incurs a 1-stroke penalty.
  
• If you must throw up, you must shout "Fore!" before doing so, otherwise it will be a 2-stroke penalty.
  
• Bunkers will be decided by the course organisers, and negotiating the bunker requires the consumption of a shot. Failure to negotiate incurs a 2-shot penalty.
  
• Downing a drink in one scull represents a Hole In One, and will take two strokes off your card.
  
• Missing a hole is a 2-stroke penalty.

(Alternatively, a variant version.)