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guts and garters

It's all fun and games until someone loses molecular cohesion.

Monday, September 30, 2002

"When you get right down to it," my mother philosophised, "Coeliac isn't all that bad. I mean, it just limits your diet a bit. There are lots of worse things you could have. Like cancer, or multiple sclerosis, or gall stones."

"Suppurating ulcers," I offered. "Y'know, if we're going to get really unpleasant."

She laughed. "Chronic halitosis. Then no one would want to be near you."

(The macabre humour of the Evans family. Honestly, it's a wonder I turned out as normal as I did.)

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