"When you get right down to it," my mother philosophised, "Coeliac isn't all that bad. I mean, it just limits your diet a bit. There are lots of worse things you could have. Like cancer, or multiple sclerosis, or gall stones."
"Suppurating ulcers," I offered. "Y'know, if we're going to get really unpleasant."
She laughed. "Chronic halitosis. Then no one would want to be near you."
(The macabre humour of the Evans family. Honestly, it's a wonder I turned out as normal as I did.)
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