Late night I went to see Reign of Fire. I'd like to tell you about it, but I've always heard that if you didn't have anything nice to say, you should just shut the fuck up.
So, yeah, maybe it wasn't actually that bad. The plot wasn't entirely predictably stupid (just mostly) and the actors actually did pretty well with their 2-D characters. Moments of coolth:
- The Star Wars bedtime story for the kids.
- Van Zan (gratuitous Vin Diesel character) and his motherfucking axe.
- The concents of aforementioned Van Zan's hip flask.
- Crawly slithery dragon, which is so much cooler than flying raptor dragon.
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