Death comes for us all (a melodramatic haiku of retirement)
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guts and garters

It's all fun and games until someone loses molecular cohesion.

Friday, November 08, 2002

Googlisms. All the cool kids are doing it. My results edited for maximum amusement.

dee is back; gomez drowning mona (I deny all responsibility)
dee is an angel now (I deny all innocence)
dee is back/ from hillbilly to hip hop (I just deny)
dee is a red brindle greyhound (Hey!)
dee is in need of a loving home in ca (Please?)
dee is dead (That's entirely possible)
dee is in japan and mark is in rome doing piano concerts
dee is dead dead (I get the picture)
dee is a very rocky river and best avoided by all but the most sure of foot (How metaphoric)
dee is shown to be the dumb blonde (Oi!!)
dee is a full service hair and beauty salon with two philadelphia locations (Who needs a home in California)
dee is not liv (I've noticed that myself, dammit)
dee is online now (Shit! I'm being stalked!)
dee is very good indeed (Why thank you)
dee is more than happy to reply to your e (Yes, I am)
dee is the 6 (but not the 7)
dee is slimming down and has avoided kidney problems (Thanks for asking)

And the best:
dee is geplÖk d'n haon dee is geplök de veere zien gevloge vaan heij tot aon de brök en ze zègken 't is geloge

Too fucking right!

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