I am a schmuck. A great, big, unbelievable schmuck. The schmuckiest schmuck to ever draw breath and attempt to make a website.

I'm an idiot too.

The comments on the Wench Nano page should now work. Please, discuss mightily and make us feel better. Use it like a discussion forum, we don't mind. One deviant intimated he wanted to write Simon/Mike slash. Go nuts. Plus, it's been suggested that it's really confusing telling the stories apart. I might start writing mine in puke green or something. Wait and see.

(Note to self: if you want to use PHP, it helps if you give the file a .php extension. Schmuck!)