Now is the time for a rant about nukes.

I hate nukes.

I don't hate nukes like most people hate nukes. Most people think nuclear weapons are tragic and shit, and think they should be got rid of. Nuclear non-proliferation and disarmament and other tree-hugging hippy crap.

I hate nukes because I know that can't be done. And I know they have no justifiable use in warfare. In fact, their only use is as a deterrent, but a deterrent which cannot be used is no fucking use at all.

Hence, nukes are just a big pain in my strategy-studying arse, and there's absolutely no way to solve the problem. They're not going away, they can't just disappear in a cloud of goodwill and fairy dust. They just sit there, bollocksing up my thesis.

Fuck 'em. I hate nukes.

Rant ends.