Oooh, lookie, more fun internet time-wasting giggle-inducing devices. This time, the Advertising Slogan Generator.

I Bet He Drinks Dee. (I bet he doesn't.)
Don't Be Vague. Ask for Dee. (She'll be vague for you.)
Dee Really Satisfies. (Ahem.)
Feel The Raw Naked Dee Of The Road. (Hands off the raw naked Dee, thank you.)
A Glass and a Half in Every Dee. (More like a litre and a half, actually.)
Can You Tell Dee From Butter? (Just how stupid are you, really?)

And the most apt, at present:
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Dee.

Yep. That's me.