How precisely does one gird ones loins? Just, y'know, my curious question of the day.

So, I've written to a woman in a publishing firm asking about freelance editing, because apparently they're always looking for people and that sounds like FUN! Well, more fun than any job involving the line "Would you like fries with that?"

Because you know - if you know me at all - that eventually the line would become "Would you like me to insult your parentage and dress sense?" and then it'd just all be over.