I was going to post something about how almost everyone my age seems to be a brainless muppet product of the spoon-fed media society, which is why I prefer to talk to an older, more erudite set, if I possibly can.

I was going to post something about how doing nothing is starting to make me feel stagnant and I need my life to start flowing again.

I was going to post something about how strange it is that only now, after I've well and truly left home, am I really starting to get to know my father.

But skill with words seems to have left me this morning.

Instead, I'll say something about how great it was having Jen and Bec here, sharing my new city with them. As Jen said, slightly melancholy, but still thoroughly enjoyable.

And I'll apologise to all those at the Boobs II. I heard the housewarming went off. Well done. Sorry we couldn't be there. We would have loved it.