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This is getting silly. Last weekend we had Mick, this one just gone we had one of the Male's friends from Adelaide, and now we're going to have Jojo this one coming.

Anyone else want to come visit? You'd better get in quick; available weekends are limited.

On the other hand, it all gives us excuses to go to La La Land, where the Male continues his liaison with the bartender. The free drink tally is really getting impressive. Soon he's going to have to put out.