What should the Male and I get for our Godthing?

I suppose I'd better explain. An old friend of both of us is having a baby (well, his wife's having the baby, but he was, we assume, involved in the process) and we've been made Godparents. Gender of future child unknown, hence: Godthing. We have been charged with finding a present both outrageous and useful.

Any suggestions? The best idea we've had so far was membership to the MCG. Which just goes to show how I've been assimilated into the Victorian culture. Shoot me now.