The Joys of Living in High-Rise Revealed!

Me: Hey, whoa, yo, check it out! Ack-shawn in the offices next door!
The Male: (scurrying over to join me by the window) Where, where?

We watch in silence for a moment.

Me: Or maybe they're dancing.
Him: Or she's crying.
Me: I think they're snogging.

More silence.

Me: This isn't nearly as interesting as I thought it would be.
Him: We should be taping this.
Me: Cake?