I've trimmed my fingernails, my claw-like thumbs and the cocaine-related little fingernail. Now my fingers look short and stubby.

I also went to see Master and Commander, and it was utterly fabulous. That may be just because I'm a little ship geek and they used the term "larboard", which gave me a thrill. And that Crowe bloke was really damn good.

Face it, it's all just about me. Narcissism is alive and well and living at Blogger.