In the interests of advancing the sum of human knowledge, I'll share some pearls of wisdom gleaned from the uncaring cosmos in the course of today:
- The chick who works at Cafe Y has a new dictionary, and gave me pancakes. Not in return. We do not work on a barter system. Though sometimes I think it'd be easier if we did. Can you swipe a pancake through the eftpos machine?
- I'm "the lovely shopgirl". The spruiker said so.
- Excel is the enemy mentioned in the prophecy of my birth that will bring about my downfall. It shall henceforth be renamed "Dee's Bane".
- The mail room in Jojo's building is scary, dude.