Just to prove that Anthony is sicker than we all thought... his version of "Blaze of Glory".
 
I wake up in the morning and I realise that I'm dead.
I'm a'six feet underground with a bullet in my head.
I don't remember getting shot.  It's hard to understieahn.
I'm a blah blah blaher, a blah blah blaher, and something that rhymes with "mieahn!"
I'm going down on a ninja turtle.
*rest of song disappears in raucous laughter*
 
(In his defense, he maintains the original was "shot down by" a ninja turtle, but when he was performing this the first time, it was as above, so that's the way it stays, sonny.)