While I'm redefining things - new definition of funny: in Prisoner of Azkaban (the movie) when the swooning Malfoy is being carted away from his stupidity-engendered hippogriff injury, and he mutters over Hagrid's shoulder: "You're going to regret this. And your bloody chicken."

And your bloody chicken.

Cue: Dee laughing like a madwoman in the back of a theatre full of kiddies. Not alone though. Mama Evans was cackling too. Easy to see where she gets it from.