Abercrombie and Fitch, egged on by PETA, bans Australian wool.

You know, I'm trying, I honestly am, but I just can't seem to summon up what you might call actual "caring" for the backsides of sheep.

Monstrous, I know. I can be like that. I even occasionally say things like "Maybe it's better that make-up is tested on animals rather than, say, humans". I might almost go out on a limb and say, "We're the top of the food-chain for a reason - two reasons, in fact. Opposable thumbs and malicious cruelty."

But I'd probably only do that if it was Friday and I was feeling kinda wicked.