Tiny little plain Christmas tree that shouldn't have been that hard to find, what drugs are you on, Big W and Target? = $16.95
Cute little caged jangly bell decorations = $7.90
Two metres of red beads from a haberdashers because I'm clever like that = $2

Decorating the motherfucker while bouncing along to Rage Against the Machine = priceless.

It's the little details that make all the difference.