(Help, help, Anthony's threatening me with a length of green rubber pipe.)

Things I like:

• Australian fast-food hamburgers;
• Macs saying "It's not my fault" with very loud and not-quite-right diction;
• popping into the pub.

I don't particularly like:

• Blood under my fingernails;
• strange Kiwis with strange bits of paper in their pockets;
• being hemmed in by life, work, school, etc.

(And now he's threatening to tie me to the chair with it. I don't think this is what his physio had in mind...)