The bad thing about reading my news online is that I miss stuff through not having the "flip open the next page and read interesting headline" part. On the other hand (literally) I don't get ink all over my fingers.

There are also occasional moments when you see things like this:

She woke up with a terrible headache going, "Oh, what happened last night?" and then rolled over, and he was still there, fast asleep, and possibly sucking his thumb, and she went, "well Fuck."

I hope she then went back to sleep. 6:19am is far too early to cope with that sort of thing.