Agenda

1. That cupcakes are bad;
   
2. On their causes and origins;
   
3. Management of the ongoing icing issue;
   
4. Leverage: what's it all about, really?

Preamble
Whereas the many people of the several states of disarray are united in their enjoyment of doughnuts and kindred products (though divided on the practice of icing) they are thwarted, stymied and lip-snookered by the existence of cupcakes, which are really shit today, in the face of all the odds.

Discussion

1. Cupcakes are Bad. This is fairly obvious.
   
2. They come from Mars, because of Science. If we get rid of Science, it will all be OK.
   
3. As for icing, we shall put it to a vote. The Secretary moves that there be no more of it. The motion is put to the Committee. The motion is passed by two (2) votes to nothing - one member abstaining. Angus was quite heated on the subject.
   
4. A leverage is an angry young hare. These are very important tools for consultants, as they kick arse with big flopsy ears.