Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Anfy's first law of conservation of thermal energy: Stick it in your pants.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:51 PM

    For some things that's just not practical.
    Like ferrets.

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  2. Yeah, but who wants to keep ferrets warm?

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  3. Anonymous8:22 AM

    That's the eternal question, isn't it? Do you chill ferrets before serving, keep them at room temperature and allow them to breathe before serving, or do you warm them to have on a cold winter's night?

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  4. I fear I am not witty or clever enough to come up with an appropriate response to all of the ferret conversation. So I'll just say this - The second law of conservation of thermal energy must be that objects in pants can conserve their thermal energy by the exothermic reaction of flatulence.

    I don't think the ferrets would like that.

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  5. Anonymous10:51 AM

    At a restaurant:
    "Waiter, how are the ferrets cooked?"

    "In a Dutch Oven, Sir."

    *BADOOM-TISH*

    Thank you, thank you, I'm here till Thursday. Try the ferret.

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  6. Ah, he's very cunning is Pre, full of wily japes.

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