Things that have amused me recently:
(At our Day Watch viewing)
Dr K: Zavulon? Sounds like hand cream.
Anfy: Sort of like hand cream, but more like the Prince of Darkness.

(On Facebook)
How the Scrabble application features a great big sign saying "YOUR RACK". I'd like to say that my rack is much more magnificent than that, but we all know it isn't.

(Just one of those conversations, I'm afraid)
Anfy: If you were going to climb up the Empire State Building with a woman clutched under your arm, I reckon Naomi would have to be a chief contender. She's pretty small.
Me: Can I take Barbie?
Anfy: I mean, Catherine Zeta Jones? A bit hefty.
Me: Scarlett Johansson's too distracting.
Anfy: And fleshy, apparently.
Me: And you definitely wouldn't want to take Angelina Jolie. She'd keep telling you you were doing it wrong.
Anfy: And pinching your butt.
Me: ...Can't say I see her as a butt-pincher.