Just to prove that I'm not the completely the over-the-top outrage fairy that may have been suggested by recent outings, such as the wisdom-teeth-into-earrings question:

There comes a point - not often, but it comes - when you're working up a really vituperative and possibly insulting line of email rhetoric, only to glance up to the "to" box and read "@police.vic.gov.au" and you go, "...hrm."

I should probably take the swearwords out, at least.