Bartender: And what will you have?
Dee: Pint of the Fat Yak, please.
Guy to Dee's left: Pint of the Yak.
Guy to Dee's right: Pot of the Fat Yak.
Alterni-Yuppie part of Dee's brain: Shit. I'm going to have to get a new beer.
Sensible half of Dee's brain: You what?!
1 Comments:
My I suggest a "Tactical Nuclear Penguin" for your next outing. At a yuppie slapping 32% proof, it should restore you street cred.
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