As was pointed out by an amusing anonymouse, there's legitimate cause for concern that I may have been turned to stone and/or bled out from my lip wound in a work meeting.

FEAR NOT, I ATEN'T DED.

So, Dee, what have you been doing for the past five months?

Well, we went to Russia...



...and the Netherlands and Bruges.

And we're building a house...



...that is looking rather alarmingly house-like.

And we've discovered the myspace angle...



...while attending weddings, parties, roller derby finals, and a burlesque performance.

Life is pretty good, but not necessarily thrilling. I guess this is growing up?