Example #2 of J²'s odd email behaviour:

Subject: scissors are a boon to society

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.

But I think it's Colin.

PS: I sent this back to J² with a note saying: "Gee, you send me some weird shit". He just came in and said: "What the fuck?" I now, at his request, have a folder entitled "J²'s weird shit" into which I have put all his best gems. Including those only notable for their subject lines, like "bah diddly qua qua" and "If he comes near me I'll rip his tits off" (10 points for extreme rarity value).