Time for another one of those pesky college functions. This time the dress is: "Semi-formal, with a touch of sport or art". Yeah, thanks. After much mulling about it, and frequent decisions to boycot the entire event, I have eventually decided to go as a Bohemian-writer type. Clad in all black, I feel suitably the part. Look out, college, here I come...

PS: I'm still waiting for the dress to be: "Formal, with a touch of class". That'll be the day.