One of the conclusions of tonight's corridor conversations: Frustrated by the fact that she couldn't have sex with He-Man, since he was her twin brother, She-Ra turned for solace to the delights of lesbianism, as no other man would ever match the unobtainable sibling.

Hey, I think it works. And it explains all the chicks hanging around as well.

He-Man, of course, is obviously on steroids, and hence isn't really "up to it" anyway, as J² so succinctly put it.