Oooh, I'm such a responsible yuppie.

I really want to just leave this entry at that line. So pretend I did. Pretend none of this explanation ever took place, and everything I tell you here is just part of something you knew from the collective subconscious. In fact, it is, I'm just reminding you. Which I'm not doing. At all. (Good grief, this is getting almost Pratchettarian.)

Anyway, I have been appointed one of the "SADs" - Summer After-hours Duty. This basically means that I am the office while the office is shut. Hooray for me. The office is now shut. The office phone is redirecting to this little mobile phone sitting on my bed (it was sitting beside me at the computer, but then I noticed the funky things that happen to the monitor when someone called, so I decided to move it). I go down and check people in and be responsible.

It's boring and annoying as hell and this is just my first afternoon. It's going to be a loooong summer, ladies and gents.