What the fuck? I get up, it's a beautiful, sunny, hot, fine day. Now, twenty minutes later, it's back to the typical cack, overcast, dismal day that we've been having for the past two weeks. What's happening??? I got all excited. I made plans. I put on a short-sleeved shirt. It can't do this to me!!!

You're laughing at me, aren't you? I don't think you understand the severity of the situation. I am getting cabin fever. I need to get out and loll in the sun. Desperately. Or I'm going to bite someone's ear off.

Chomp.