Best call of the day: Telling A he tasted "Australian"... beer and bbq. Grazing-type function at their place this afternoon, as the Honours people have all finished now, and can start acting like normal people. Well, once the hangovers from today go away. It was a typical rambling affair, lasting from early afternoon to late night, I presume. We bailed at 8. We are piking pikers who pike. Apparently.

Other matters of note: Apparently swimmers have large penises. (Should that be penisii?) A strawberry condom used with passionfruit lubricant produces "fruit-salad sex". I am completely capable of keeping up with the guys. Y wants me in a threesom, but his girlfriend wants J². The only acceptable conclusion, we suppose, is a foursome, but that might be pushing the bounds of polite behaviour.

Funnily enough, that weird mood is not still around. This is a normal day.