My computer plays Hearts with the strangest patterns, sometimes. Yesterday, nothing A or I could do would stop them thrashing us in a multitude of cunning or just plain lucky ways. But today, I saw one of the computer players actually lead the King of Spades while the Queen was still out there, and then obviously not go for the full haul.

I'm discussing the intricacies of a computerised card game on my blog. Damn, I need to get a life.