Damn, I've been a bad little Dee. Well, I have a very good excuse. It's called 'O-week'. Or maybe you've heard of it as 'Fresher's Week'. Whatever you call it, I'm sure anyone who's attended a college or university knows what I'm talking about. A week of madness and mayhem, liberally spiked with alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Or maybe that's just Australia, because by the time we get to uni, we can all drink, which we naturally proceed to do. To excess.
The week looked a bit like this. Only a bit, mind you, because I was mostly intoxicated too...
Monday: 'Tutor Crawl'. All the tutors (like me) host little parties in their room, with beer and wine and stuff. The first year students flit from room to room like the little innocents they are and meet, greet and imbibe. The idea is to meet all the tutors, and find out who is tutoring in your subjects. The reality is that all the first years get blotto. This is the reality of a lot of things. Tutor crawl was always my favourite night, and now I got to be on the other side. Good fun. Seeing as H (my fellow tutor) and I decorated the floor with a James Bond theme, we figured we needed suitable accompaniment, and gave out vodka martinis to the first years. Reactions varied from horrified retching to complaints of them being too weak. Can't say I liked them myself, but the effect was great.
Tuesday: Hawaiian Night. First of all, events kick off with a floor party. At this, we teach the first years the primary skill they will need to get through their years at Burgmann - Boat Races. For the uninitiated, this innocuous little phrase refers to a competition whereby the participants line up in two lines facing each other. Drinks in front of them. There is a referee behind each line of people. One counts down: "Ready, steady, Go!" and then the mayhem begins. The first person must drink (scull) their drink as quickly as possible (pouring acceptable, spillage expected, see the Pratchett definition of 'quaff' to truly understand the concept). Once they are finished, they tip the cup upside down over their head (thereby discouraging cheating by leaving some in the cup) and the ref taps the next person on the head, and then they must begin. It's a sort of drinking relay. Hey look, it's even got a Webtender's drinking games entry, but I like my description better. Anyway, we were suitably impressed to see that when we did a first years vs. later years race, the first years nearly beat us. And we had the winning team on the interfloors last year. So obviously, we've got some good sculling talent. Go 3B.
That was just the beginning of the night, however. The rest of it degenerated into a bar night of the usual variety, with much drinking, dancing, sleazing and such providing lots of juicy gossip for the next morning's breakfast. For whoever actually managed to make it there.
Wednesday: TOGA! Yes, of Animal House fame. In fact, every year at dinner before Toga, they show us the clip from that movie. The one where they decide to have a toga party. It bewilders the first years. And then they have what is commonly called the 'Toga Strip'. Where six strapping young folks (guys and girls) step forward, strip down to swimmers, and show everyone how to don their togas properly. It's educational. And amusing, which is more important.
Another floor party, another tradition. This one is the limbo competition. You know the rules; how low can you go. This year J2 and I tied for first (he won last year) at an impressive height. Don't know how much, but it looked good to me. There was lots more drinking, and then we all went downstairs for another of those bar night things. Toga is the biggest night of the year for lots of reasons, but mainly because it's held outside, and all the other colleges (and a whole heap of randoms) crash it. It was a monstrous turnout. It got incredibly rowdy. As usual, it was officially supposed to end at 3am, but that's always just a proviso, because we usually get a complaint from across the lake before that happens. A good time was had by all.
Thursday: Event over at the university that I decided not to go to so I could have a day off. We went to see Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon again and had dinner at a nice place. We felt very cultured.
Friday: International Night. Seeing Kr with those long blonde plaits and a tight T-shirt saying "Foxxy 69" (she was a Swiss Miss) might just have been the highlight of the year. Floor party tonight was taken up with a drinking game called I never (look, that Webtender's a handy thing, wot?). Premise: You make a true statement about something you've never done. Anyone who has done it, drinks. Now, that Webtender link says that you probably won't get drunk, and it's only for close friends. NONSENSE! We had a room full of people, and most of us got quite drunk. And the most amusing 'I never'? That would have to go to the person who said: "I've never spiked someone's pizza with wacky weed." Which effectively solved the great mystery of who caused J2 such problems last year, as the prime candidate (already blotto) stepped forward and drank deep. Game over, enter another bar night.
Saturday: Retro. Bring out that funky gear and go for it. Tonight's floor party delight: Twister. Oh yeah. Good fun was had by all. The night was a little slow, probably due to the fact that everyone was dead tired, triple-hungover and really really not up to it. Still, fun gossip was accumulated, and there was a delightful set by our favourite DJ as she played 'Killing in the Name' and the 'Du Hast' back to back. Packed out the dance floor. Yeah, baby!
Sunday: Sleep. Big time.
So that's my week . Hope yours was good too. And now it's back to university, and I promise to be a better little blogger from now on. There will also be updates to both my 'mud' and 'fanfic' sections as soon as I get my FTP working again.
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