While I'm on the subject of interesting things I picked up at university today, Bubbles declares she knows the German word for mullet (as in, the hair style, with which she has a small obsession; don't worry, she's on medication) but the teacher didn't believe her. Personally, I don't care, since I don't think it's going to be on the test, and I am an eternal student. There is only one commandment, and that is: "Is this assessible?"

Anyway, if you are interested in that horrible hairdo, repent now before it's too late and you bring down Western civilisation with your heathen hairdressing habits. (Actually, now that I think about it, why don't more anarchists have mullets?)