D: Hi, I'm a spokesperson for Life! I'm here to answer any simple questions you might have about Life, it's policies and processes. We here at Life want all our customers to feel fully satisfied with the service that Life provides for them, so if you have any complaints or suggestions, please let me know.

J^e: Life's a bitch!
D: Thank you for your input! Your opinion is important to us here at Life. Have a nice day!

H^a: You're too happy.
D: I'm in the PR department. I have to be a shiny, happy person.

H^a: You should be shot.
D: All shiny, happy people should be shot. Didn't you get the memo?