Essentials for any good conspiracy theory:

1. Something you thought you could trust is now untrustworthy. This is getting increasingly difficult in today's cynical society.
   
2. If at all possible, the Catholic Church should be involved. This does not count as the something you could trust, since everyone expects the Catholic Church to be involved. Perhaps, in a clever twist, they could not be involved, hence breaking out trust in their involvement.
   
3. The more branches of the Illuminati you can draw into the mess the better. The Discordians, the Bavarians... hell, get Shangri-La involved!
   
4. The government has to deny it. Whether or not it's true, whether or not they are involved, they will deny everything. That is what governments do.
   
5. Everything moves in a circle.

I am trying to create a conspiracy of great cunning and complexity. This is proving a lot more difficult than I anticipated, but still a lot of fun.