Oh my god, I rock. I now have a shirt that has "Spank me" written across the front in big pink letters. I am the coolest person on earth.

Or maybe, just maybe, the wonderful people who bought it for me and with whom I live are the most wonderful people on earth. THey have made this the best birthday party I have ever had. I love them. Each and every one.

But especially Jen. Go J^e. You rock so hard it defies the english language to capture.